I will write a funny wedding toast, speech, or vows

How can I meet your comedy needs?

• Looking for a funny wedding or celebratory toast or customized funny speech?
• Tell me about your audience!
• Keep it clean or make ’em blush?

Give me the scoop, and I’ll get to work!

I’ll supply:

• A speech or toast customized for you and your audience
• Revisions to dial it in so it’s just right

Let me know the needs of your project prior to ordering so we can see if we’re a fit! Or order away, and I’ll get to work! Based on a speaking pace of 75-100 words per minute, a 3 minute speech will be about 250-300 words.